Tuesday, 15 December 2009

Not getting paid on time is laaaaaaame

So instead of eating and going out to see people and buying boring familial Christmas presents like I should be doing.....I am stuck eating eggs and Linda McCartney sausages and pretending to learn some French and watchin some cooool/not so cooool videos on YouTube and cleaning obsessively and finally sorting out that cuboard under the sink where all the plastic bags ever have been having a party for some time now. I ruined that party. And I'm proud. Those plastic bastards need to not and also not to exist.

Unliiiiiiiiike Beyonce. BUH-BUH BLING!

And also unliiiiike little Jerry Seinfeld. Best face ever no question.

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